When I open my pack of gum...
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
when a dementor want to kiss you: you fucking run.
Zayn Malik's birthday present
1d-australia: Okay so it’s Zayn’s 19th birthday on January 12th. you have then to reblog this We shall be sending a print screen of the notes to the boys management to show them. As well as getting everyone to tweet them the P/S So go go go!
Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to...
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm... →
epic-humor: EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs. Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
I just had a thought. If a person is born deaf,...
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"You forgot to collect the homew-"
funnybro: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Reblog and then click the picture to see what she...